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Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009
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Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
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WestOne

WestOne:

- To be totally incompetent at anything attempted.
- To have no understanding or comprehension of how ones actions affect others.
- Anyone generally weak in their chosen field and who makes errors and critical mistakes on a regular basis causing emotional, physical or financial hardships to colleges/ friends/ the public
Oh my god I can't believe I messed up so badly, I just went totally WestOne!

Why the hell do they have to be so Westone about everything all the damn time?!

Will somebody please stop him going WestOne, this is costing us thousands.
by Frasaring Unleashed December 9, 2008
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Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.
"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson
by Skinnynate April 12, 2021
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weston koury

A famous younow star that is sexy and fine and everybody wants him to be there's
Omg Weston kourys broadcast was awesome I want him to be mine!
by Westonkourysgirlfriend July 5, 2016
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Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.
Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."
by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008
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weston wamp

When you are fucking someone from behind in your truck, and you pull out your airsoft gun and shoot them in the elbow.
I gave her the old weston wamp last night. Zach would be so proud.
by Wamp2016 May 18, 2016
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