Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.

When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.

by alphabetagamma12 October 03, 2009

narcibook

1) The living ego boost we call facebook

2) A facebook addict's terming for facebook

1) After my birthday, i used narcibook to thank everybody for the birthday wishes hoping to persuade those who hadn't sent me a birthday wish yet would feel guilty enough to wish me happy birthday.

2) After my boyfriend sent me flowers for valentine's day, having my co-workers jealousy just wasn't enough. So i used narcibook to take a picture and then tell the world how wonderful my boyfriend is, make all my friends jealous, and feed my insecure ego. I must promote myself so my narcissism doesn't waver with my insecurities.

by alphabetagamma12 March 18, 2011

retardlicans

republicans that aren't that smart, as in all of them

The retardlicans continue to be the party of no, rejecting all forms of American progress.

by alphabetagamma12 January 18, 2011