Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Flap Wedged Eagle

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013

All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."

Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."

by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008

Wengerite

a person who expresses irrational faith in Arsene Wenger despite the state of reality.

these persons appear to be a wengerite I'm afraid . . .
Wenger is ruining the club, and they refuse to admit it!

by titototi September 17, 2011

Love Wedge

The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)!

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge

by Lorne Gra... March 11, 2009

Lemon Wedge Ledge

Aussie slang for a legend or good bloke.

"Steve helped me move this weekend, he is such a lemon wedge ledge."

"Hey mate, was just at the bar so I got you a schooner"
"You absolute lemon wedge ledge!"

by tbonefuego October 9, 2016

pitching wedge

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.

Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.

by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004