the wedge

A really un-funny australian show. It's lame, boring and i don't see how anyone here in australian can like it.
The jokes just plain suck its almost as bad as Rove.

Person1: OMG OMG!!!11!one!1 did you watch the wedge last night? I love that fat mandy chick.

Person2: Go watch your fucking shit show in that hole over there.

by cosmo_sez! September 11, 2006

wedge

Slang for vagina, the female reproductive organ.

"Sorry I am late, I had a huge wad of underwear stuck in my wedge from riding my bike and it took a moment to remove it."

by LauraPalmer August 19, 2007

The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

by Brihard April 30, 2006

wedge

The act of penetrating the vagina just once and then pulling out again. This can also be known as "wedging", not really sure why anyone would do it but I hear its been done.

- "Yo dog I round big Cassie's last night, we had this sick as wedge"
- "You wedged her you pussy! Youd practically wiped your feet on the welcome matt, what the fuck where you thinking, fucking wedger"

by jodie taylor07 April 12, 2007

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 28, 2003

The Wedge

A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!

The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.

by 4n0nym0u5 January 31, 2007

wedge

Generally refers to a hot submarine sandwich, for example a meatball wedge or a chicken parm wedge.

1. "Let's go to the deli and get a wedge." - Greg

2. "Would you like an English wedge or a Metric wedge?" - Future employee of Terry's Wedge Emporium World Internation, Corp.

by Sephiroth Gabbiani September 11, 2003