repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Reverse Wardrobe

To go into one's room and turn all of their clothes inside out, making it annoying when they ever want to change clothes. Similar to definition two of spacebag.

Alexis was angry when her brother and friend reverse wardrobed her room.

by zanuryx May 18, 2011

BPike Wardrobe

The BPike wardrobe is a collection of clothes that diehard Eagles and Phillies fans throughout the Delaware Valley assemble to express their undying love for hate, hustle, and heart on the baseball and football fields. Wardrobe essentials include the following:

Shoes: Air Force 1s, every shoe ever made by the Jordan Brand (some carryover here with an Inter-Ac Tuxedo).

Socks: Foreman Mills Crew Socks, or TekGear 10 pack from Kohls

Shorts: Jorts or Kensington Jizz Rag

Belt: HA!

Shirt: The main attraction. Includes the following necessities to provide the most options: Dawkins Home Jersey, Dawkins away jersey, Utley home Jersey, Utley away jersey, Utley 1980s throwback jersey, Utley batting practice jersey, Utley T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Utley World Baseball Classic Jersey, Utley Sleeveless Home Jersey

Undershirt: Beaters from Ross or T.J. Max

Tie: HA!

Hat: Flat Brim. Black. Phillies or Eagles. Turned backwards.

Check out Mac across the street in the flat brim Birds hat, Jordan 8s, and the World F-cking Champs Limited Edition T-Shirt. Christ, he might have the most swaggy BPike Wardrobe in the history of swag.

by boss hamilton August 15, 2012

music wardrobe

Your playlist of songs on your MP3/iPod.

Man... it's about time I updated my Music Wardrobe.

by Semaj619 March 22, 2007

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 22, 2004

Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013

Stuck in wardrobe

Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.

Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.

by shamrock32 June 19, 2009