Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a bag. Not to be confused with the Manhattan Wangbagger

me: I got a hj last night
friend: nice!
me: yeah into a plastic bag
friend: Oh she's a wankbagger!

by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

Wangbanger

A term that implies something is dope af.

Gilbert: “This playlist is a wangbanger”
Molly: “I totally agree. One wangbanging time”

by Mo-money$ May 6, 2021

wangsanger

The most badass Taiwanese/ American who likes long walks on the beach, taking over Rumania and a nice sip of tea from time to time.

Wangsanger is a living legend

by Wangsanger January 3, 2023

Wankpanzer

An excessively large truck or SUV that is used as a status symbol as opposed to a utility vehicle, likely driven by either

- Suburban white women who wanted to drive something that would "make them feel safe" but just need to retake driver's ed
- Men desperately trying to compensate for a small penis or receding hairline

examples include but are not limited to any USDM full-size pickup made in the last 10 years, Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon, Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Dodge Durango, and Jeep Wagoneer

Oh look, Kathy just got back from Pilates in her Wankpanzer

by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys March 4, 2024

Wankpanzer

Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.

- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.

by ojciecpolak April 17, 2024

wankpanzer

Tesla cybertruck.

This vehicle — it has wheels — may indeed be the Platonic ideal of wankpanzers.

by ashnur May 31, 2024

Manhattan Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a walmart bag.

Connor: Last weekend I stayed with a girl in Manhattan and she wanked me off into a walmart bag
Justin: The Manhattan Wankbagger strikes again

by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017