full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023

Scandinavian Wake Up Call

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake

Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call

by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009

Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

by D. Cox February 9, 2009

Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 27, 2007