Shit wager

where one guy bets another guy that he can't shit in the middle of the street and get away with it.

Man1: I bet you three hundred dollars you can't go out in the middle of that cross walk pull down your pants and shit and get away with it.
Man2:Okay your on.
And 6that is an example of a shit wager.

by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009

Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

half wager

the smaller portion on the "wager origin" derived from his parents...

big wager got game half wager got skin

by fuckaduckateegan December 24, 2004

fag wager

(1)A strait guy who like to hang out with homosexuals. (2) a person who is made ones bitch

Vick is such a fag wager for hanging out with josh

by dandandnouennjkgh July 31, 2007

Pascals Wager

In essence it means you should try to do something(break addictions,become a better friend, etc) because youve got nothing to lose if you fail. And much to gain.

Therapist: Let's say you try to quit, if you fail and relapse nothing changes, you can always try again. If you succeed you will be happy again
Patient: So this is what you call a Pascals Wager huh
Therapist: yes, yes it is

by Problem_PenZ May 31, 2022

ID MON WAGER LOSS

It is when a person denies being someone they are due to extreme shaming.loss of a SLAM DUNK sure bet that backfires.

Well ID MON WAGER LOSS is no other than as was said in $50 = $49,999,950 has become a corporate embarrassment as it flipped to " JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE has no RETENTION BONUS as the $49,999,950 $50 is way more as it was said how BIG WHEELS does it has miserably failed so he is scampering the FAG REVENGE methodology by trying to cause massive trouble for ANAL ALAN but the thing is I would think OLIVIA-NEWTON JOHN and her MCA SINGLE would have been way more important but you know what they say , " LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN" at least that is what MURPHY SAYS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 22, 2022

Gingerbread Water

Gingerbread Water Is Gingerbread Water 🗿🤝

“Gingerbread Water🗿🤝”

by 444.vis August 14, 2022