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Walken Distance

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
by mike.i.am June 21, 2012
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Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings
by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017
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wii-wacked

when a waist height child is struck by a wii controller accidently while adults are tring to play
stay back addison or your gonna get wii-wacked

we were bowling on wii last night and my niece got wii-wacked
by crawdaddy35 March 30, 2009
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Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck
Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003
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wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.
For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.
by Ryan March 30, 2004
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