The uncharted territory entered when the crew is ket-wobbled at the same time, communication reduced to silent mouth movements, grunts, and teleporting between dimensions.
“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey pony zonemug. Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey ponymug. by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
Get the wonkey donkeymug. When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
Get the Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongeymug.