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Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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Wonkey pony zone

The uncharted territory entered when the crew is ket-wobbled at the same time, communication reduced to silent mouth movements, grunts, and teleporting between dimensions.
“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.
by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020
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My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
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Wankey Blues

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("
by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010
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wonkea

What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.
Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!
by Takoti September 7, 2006
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wonky

weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.
"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."
by Starla July 9, 2002
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