wifoo

A 18 year old who claims to be a 13 year old and is a pedophile.

Hey dude, did you see that wifoo guy pretending to be 13? He was hitting on that 14 year old named Azure.
Yea, I heard he was into that guy, what a pedo.

by azure80 February 4, 2023

wtfomfgroflmao

What The Fuck!? Oh My God!! Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off !

n00b: quess wt ?

wowplayer: wt -.- ?

n00b: me hit lvl 2 ^^

wowplayer: wtfomfgroflmao !!

n00b: ye i know ^^

/wowplayer kills himself

by Naser September 23, 2007

wtfomghax

Beating an opponent so thorougly in a video game that they accuse you of hacking as a means to make themselves feel better about losing.

He just killed me in 2 seconds. WTFOMGHAX!!!

by skeetzilla December 24, 2008

wtfometer

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

WTFOMFG

"Wtf" and "Omfg" combined to show incredible anger and confusion. Omfg stands for "oh my fucking god" and wtf stands for "what the fuck". when combined in wtfomfg usually in "css" counter strike source or "wow" world of warcraft

WTFOMFG he pistoled me from 200 yards and i had a m4!

by Ross drysdale May 21, 2007

WFOMP

Works fine on my PC

A: Hey dude B, the website doesn't seem to be working.
B: WFOMP. Maybe restart your browser.

by savvyoutlaw July 23, 2020

wifemeat

1) Woman treated the way a cave-man Muslim or Russian man would regard her, as property, "like a piece of meat" or trophy-wife.

2) Your wife's twat, referring to "her" as wifemeat, like saying she's just a walking wet-slot.

1) Wifemeat better have the kids bathed, the house cleaned and the dinner made when I get home from the bar after work or she's going to get another black eye.

2) I'm goin' to get me some wifemeat tonight. I'm ready to fill that fish taco with sour cream.

by evilCARNevil September 23, 2011