My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019

witstm

What is that supposed to mean?

Jane: "Jingalala jumpoo!"
Raymond: "witstm"

by jaja123 March 9, 2009

Waitstation

A nickname given to the playstation video game console due to it's long loading screen time.

"Hey, wanna play a game of chess while the next board loads up on my waitstation?"

by num1shinfan July 31, 2012

WBIS

A short term that means Welcome Back from Iraq Sex. Take out the from. When a married man or a man with a girl returns from Iraq, the couple usually has Welcome Back Sex for about two to three days. All this sex usually ends with a baby.

Sherry: Tina I haven't seen you around for about 3 days since Jim came home from Iraq.

Tina: We've been having WBIS for 5 days stright and we're having a baby!!!!!!!!!

by Bigmoneybri February 6, 2008

Waitsian

Almost anything pertaining to Tom Waits is Waitsian.

1. Any music he has made, or been involved in.

2. His style in art, clothing, and conversation.

3. His very singular voice.

4. Any memorabilia, like autographs.

And so on.

My music collection is full of Waitsian CDs

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

whitson

a super cute dude, he’s so genuine and down to earth like he has insecurities but no one knows why considering this man is absolutely perfect. don’t let a whitson go boo get that manz

whitson a thottie but he cute ah kidding he really is cute tho

by 123girlsonblock February 12, 2018

witsneakiferous

a condition afflicting the whiskers of domesticated house cats, often brought on by a lack of adequate iron in the cat's diet. as a result, the whiskers of the cat turn either light green or bright pink before combining together to create a single large whisker on each side of the face, curved into the shape of a handlebar mustache. at this point, the only treatment is in providing ample mustache wax and colorful bandanas.

the cat suffered from witsneakiferous, so we had to buy mustache wax and a new bandana to treat the problem.

by valm0127 January 2, 2012