watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

by MathKills December 22, 2009

watch party

where a bunch of people get together online and stream something, movies, games, etc

can also be a listening party, which is just audio

i'm hosting a watch party for this movie that just came out

by dicknommer69 October 30, 2019

Watch the Elbow

During the act of a high five, if one is having trouble, all he need do is "Watch the Elbow." If two people are going for a high five and both look at the others elbow, the chances of a "miss" decreses nearly 100%. It will work with less precision if only one person watches the elbow.

"Hey man, thanks for the great party, watch the elbow!" Proceed with a perfect high five

by Smogger July 30, 2007

watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

Hey Peter, watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*

by TheDumbGuy August 5, 2005

Watch trading Academy

A course that people who are currently unemployed or unemployable buy in the hopes that they will become rich through buying and selling watches. Most of these people have no lives or common sense and will spend their stimulus checks on this useless course

Watch Trading Academy - We only charge $5,000 for our course and recommend that you put it on a credit card. You are guaranteed to make $300,000 trading watches your first year !

Reality - You loose $10,000 your first year due to the fact you have the IQ of a sperm bank, and aren’t taken seriously by anyone in the watch business.

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

Watch Yourself

Watch yourself means to be careful about what actions you complete or what you say to prevent getting hurt or in a fight.

You better watch yourselfor you will get hurt.

by nmoore_5021 January 24, 2017