volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011

volatile

1. Evaporating readily at normal temperatures and pressures.

2. That can be readily vaporized.

3. Tending to violence; explosive, as of behavior.

1. Although mercury doesn't evaporate at normal temperatures, some would call it volatile, since it is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

2. Water is quite volatile, since I can vaporize it whenever I want.

3. When I got into an argument with my friend, Brian, I became quite volatile.

by Diana Stephens October 31, 2004

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

The phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" actually appeared before the song, in the play "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, and a poem by E.E. Cummings. The phrase is puzzling as it uses formal language ("vous" is the formal way to say "you") while describing an intimate act (the phrase literally means "Do you want to come to bed with me?"). This leads many to believe that the phrase is tied with prostitution.

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" is the formal way of saying "Would you like to come to bed with me this evening", as opposed to the informal "Veux-tu coucher avex moi".

by adamspa8 May 1, 2006

volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009

Volaca

This word can be used in any context. This word shows true creativity because it’s a word that can have any definition.

Your volaca, This tastes volaca, when will it be time for volaca, I’m feeling very volaca right now, you are acting like volaca right now.

by Volacauser June 11, 2020

van vohland

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.

Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...

by Mint Daddy February 2, 2018

pulling a "volanski"

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.

Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead

by StreetRacing1oh1 July 25, 2011