The best girl you will ever meet. She has dark brown hair and gorgeous eyes. You can barley stand a day without talking to her.Whenever your sad, she knows how to cheer you up. She gives you the best advice anyone could give you. She never lets you give up or break down. Being with her is the best chance you will ever get in life.An all around amazing young girl. She has her flaws, and is very insecure about them. She is awfully beautiful and humble. She has an amazing soul. vonya sometimes a shy girl, but is very out going once you get to know her. She always has a smile on her face. She will rock your world with their looks, the give you attitude you just gotta love.
you're totally a vonya,amazing girl
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Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011
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Vonda: "the sun makes you happy, you get your vitamin D from the sun. Sense it always rains here we don't get of vitamin D. So the doctor said we need to take vitamin D so we can be happier."
by Your best friend😎 March 16, 2017
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Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".
Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.
Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
by sir vix broozer June 28, 2010
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