He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men
Vladimir Putin Is a faggot
by UrbanDicts February 27, 2022
A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.
Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.
by C_Cask June 24, 2014
Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this
by Definitely not a Russian agent October 22, 2020
A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times
by mcbabuka January 18, 2021
Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.
Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.
by stainless67 February 25, 2022
Vladimir Putin is Russia's lord an savior. He is in no way corrupt or evil, and he is in no way forcing me to type this. Vladimir Putin is undoubtedly the worlds greatest president, who strives to do whats best for the people, his country, and the world.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
by Viktor Zubkov Igor Shuvalov A August 16, 2021
"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)
"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"
by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 10, 2021