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Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.
"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
by muddledaction September 25, 2012
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Pre-vintage

Something that is no longer in style but is not yet cool enough to be vintage
That ed hardy shirt is so pre-vintage.
by R2014 October 22, 2014
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vintage

1. Too old to be considered modern, but not old enough to be considered antique. Often used to describe items for sale online such as ebay auctions or craigslist posts though may also be found in printed listings such as classified ads. Can also be a euphemism for "heavily used" items.

2. Retro, recently out of style with potential to make a comeback
In these days of high definition video, VHS is often characterized as vintage and will one day be antique.
by stevemba August 16, 2009
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vintage fanny

the vagina of the maturer woman anywhere in her 40's upwards
caucasian:" Reece's mum sure is hot!"
nubien:" yeh, she definetly is some hot vintage fanny!"
by hock nose March 13, 2010
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Vintage

(Adj.) An excuse to jack up the prices of old crap by 500%.
Sierra: (holding plain baby blue dress that has a collar) I just got this new vintage dress from Urban Outfitters!

Sensible person: How much??

Sierra: Only $120!

Sensible person: *face palm*
by Sensible Person1 August 17, 2010
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Vintage Sky

Really hot chick band with an especially cute bassist!
I saw a really awesome band tonight, they were obviously Vintage Sky.
by Jolie January 11, 2004
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vintpunk

Vintage-punk. Something or someone who is unabashedly and often eccentricly vintage; combining older pieces of clothing with a care-free fuck-all attitude. Often seen in genuine "punk", "indie", or "no-name" aesthetics.

The clothing is often bought from bargain re-sellers, like the Salvation Army, thrift stores or antique shops. Some items can be "new", but styled in a vintage or hand-crafted way.

The use of "punk" is to denote a carefree rebel aesthetic, tossing the "rules" of fashion and period-appropriateness (e.g., wearing a petticoat and a child's tee-shirt with combat boots)
It's NOT to describe someone who would sport a "classic punk"/"punk rock" look, but rather someone who utilizes the basic core punk-ideals: DIY-ethics and individuality.
Melba's outfit made me think of a 50's greaser's girl-gone-80's; total vintpunk.
by idiot June 18, 2006
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