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Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.
Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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ViceIon

"ViceIon" was derived from a portmanteau of the tandem's names, namely Vice Ganda (comedian) and Ion Perez (model). They first appeared in the Miss Q and A segment of the noontime show "It's Showtime". Started as a love team turned into real life couple. They captured the hearts of the viewers called "madlang people" by their perfect chemistry on and off cam. Now, they continue to prove the world that "love knows no gender".
Sentence: ViceIon never fail to make us feel giddy and in love.
by Ms. Lez April 1, 2021
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vicenta

very maternal will live to grow old with her children and have many grand children, bighearted
she is one of a kind that vicenta
by lori Reyes November 18, 2006
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put her in the old vice

A Mississippi saying most famously uttered by Brett Favre after the Green Bay Packers won Super Bowl XXXI. It simply means, "Shake my hand, buddy" and is accompanied by the enthusiastic outstretching of one's own hand. The more excited and slurred the delivery, the better.
Packer: "We just won the fucking Super Bowl!"
Favre (outstretches hand): "Put her in the old vice!"
They proceed to shake hands intensely.
by oldboy86 February 19, 2009
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Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.
*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.
by That1guy626 August 28, 2016
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vice principal

A dickhead who thinks he's the fucking principal.
Sit down, steve, i want to talk to you...i am the vice principal
by tittitttties October 14, 2008
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vice principal

the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.
The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.
by 1800-ihatemyviceprincipal July 28, 2006
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