vassar

One of the Seven Sister Schools that is now co-ed (because Vassar can handle it) and is no longer affiliated with Yale (because they couldn't handle it). Home of the most beautiful collegiate library in the world, and an eclectic, talented, and generally f**king awesome student body. Located in the unfortunate city of Poughkeepise. Contrary to popular belief, Vassar students are not accepted because they are rich, white, suburbanites, or elite. They are accepted because they have either worked their ass off or learned to play the admissions game. Well, except for the Rockefellers.

Where are you going to college?

Vassar.

Isn't that an all women's college?

No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.

by Jayne Eyre October 25, 2007

vassili zaitsev

The greatest Russian/Soviet sniper, and one of the greatest snipers in history. At the Battle of Stalingrad, he pinpointed his German counterpart (Major Koenig), by tricking him into shooting at a glove on a stick, thus being able to see his muzzle flash and location. The result was that Zaitsev put a bullet in Koenig's head before he had time to chamber a new round (sniper rifles back then were bolt-action).

Vassili Zaitsev and his cleverness and world-famous dead-on accuracy could beat the living crap out of any AWP-wielding teenybopper Counter-Strike noob.

by Captain Dan July 1, 2005

vassily

a 21st century term for a person that is a great professor, scientist, and advisor.

How long did it take for Albert Einstein to become a vassily?

by Liqing Wang January 18, 2005

Vassage

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!

by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016

Vassay

Vassay is the most caring man you will ever meet. Kind-hearted and loving, Vassay picks up all the girls. Vassay is athletic, handsome, caring, and a responsible man. Vassay is also extremely intelligent.

Damn, I wish I had me a Vassay

by pussyeater415 December 12, 2017

Vatsal Parekh

A cool person who reads 1 book, 2 books and 3 books and you do not know how many. He is sexy af. He's gonna get both girls and grades. The coolest friend you'll ever have.

Ah! I wish Vatsal Parekh was my friend.

by Cool Meaning Writer November 24, 2021

Vassap

Bruno's way of saying "hello"

Vassap! Ich bin here at the Dallas gun show

by Newton911 March 11, 2010