Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.
by i love hair down there August 31, 2008
When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
by Richard Dangles January 25, 2020
A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.
Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025
by Asspipe April 06, 2009
The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...
by Alexander, irish bastard August 16, 2015
by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2010
by Greasyknowledge March 07, 2024