dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Leo Valdez

A seventh wheel. His life has been ruined by fire

Bro your such a Leo Valdez

by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

Valdez

Mostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name.
The men are a little bit more loco because they are never able to access their senses of contentness.
Many Valdez's have been undertaken as gringas because they are light skinned by other people in the society. They are also always overruled by the corporate America and challenged to intelligence because of the name.
The Valdez her/hisself doesn't underestimate anything. They always think they know it all. And they are always willing to throw down while they are holding their corona or modelo without spilling it.

At an accounting firm... "We'll get Valdez to box the company supplies."

by -ms. valdez November 2, 2008

Wilson Valdez

A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them

Mark was such a Wilson Valdez, his coach benched him for the state-championship.

by PhilliesBaseballTalk July 24, 2010

shane valdez

Shane Valdez is an award winning independent film maker and camera man for rock band Panic at the Disco. Shane is also the roomate of Panic's lead singer Brendon Urie who lives in Las Vegas. He owns Realm Films, his indie film company. His name is also spelled Shane Valdés.

Did you know that Shane Valdez's award winning film "19 Miles to Vegas" was filmed in only 48 hours?

by Sedalyn June 25, 2008