Vagina

Something my brother hasn't gotten yet in 32 years time.

Update when it has happened!

Vagina, huh what's that? Can you eat it yes! How does it smell? Funky at times..

by Gender-neutral June 19, 2019

Vagina

The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.

However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide

Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.

Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.

Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.

*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*

by I Hate Me Too May 12, 2014

Vagina

The box the penis cums in.

A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

Vagina

One powerful and quite dangerous device, created by Satan himself, used to control the money and the minds of straight men from all over the world. Combined with a pair of boobs and a nice ass it could be even more evil and unresistable.

Girl: Let's watch Twilight.
Guy: Hell no! That movie is terrible.
Girl: You're such an asshole! You don't get any vagina/pussy tonight.
Guy: LETS WATCH ALL THE TWILIGHT MOVIES!

by ADuckOnQuack May 5, 2013

Vagina

that sweet, sweet hot spot that i love for someone to lick.

I just want you to stick ya penis in mah vagina.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Vagina

The Pathway to Narnia.

"Dude, Vagina's are like the pathway to Narnia."

by FORNARNIA November 8, 2012

Vagina

The thing that is man's most favorite thing.

Something men play with on the weekends.

Last Saturday Nicole and I had sex and I licked her vagina.

by Nom Nom babies January 17, 2011