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vaginophone 

A person who speaks the language of the vagina.
Rosie O'Donnell is a vaginophone.
Tom Cruise claims he's a vaginophone.
vaginophone by kronix September 25, 2007
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vaginoid 

person that is equipped with a vagina. generally considered to be an insulting reference to a woman that is annoying.
vaginoid by Kenny T. October 15, 2005
i'm just bustin' your vaginox
vaginox by Special K February 25, 2005

Vaginocentric 

The unbridled pursuit, acquisition, and conquering of another's vagina.
The man (or women) is vaginocentric
Vaginocentric by dfhdsfh September 25, 2009

Vaginocracy 

A society or government ruled entirely by women...particularly bitchy man-hating women.
My girlfriend's family consists of her, her mom, and two sisters - it's a totaly vaginocracy.
Vaginocracy by dt1026 January 4, 2008

vaginophagocytosis

Noun. The ingestion of Danny or other men by women or vaginophagocytes. process by which certain living beings called women ingest or engulf other humans (see men). The vaginophagocyte may be a free-living one-person organism, such as a wife, or one of the group humans, such as a gang of sisters. In some forms of human life, vaginophagocytosis is a means of feeding; an action used to absorb the life force of their male counterparts. In other humans, vaginophagocytosis is chiefly a defensive reaction against the invasion of the body by foreign phallic bodies.
My wife is an expert at vaginophagocytosis. I haven't been happy since I got married. I feel like I'm dead inside.