voicemailism

Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.

Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

voicejail

The place in voicemail from which there is no escape, except to hang up.

I've been in voicejail for fifteen minutes.

by Bob Mayer January 30, 2007

voicewail

To call someone and leave a complaint or other negative message on their voice messaging system. To be unhappy about being put through to an automated message.

She is hiding behind her voicewail.

He wouldn't pick up so I voicewailed him.

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

magic voice mail

A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.

by richomundo October 27, 2008

Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012

Voicemailed

Sent to voicemail.

Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019

Voice Mail

When yo momma yells in an envelope.

"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."

by Brain Bubbles January 6, 2009