Vid

The most perfect person in the world, his dingdong is so enormous that it's almost the size of his leg. He holds the world record of having the most beautiful face of all time. If you're friends with him you instantly become ten times more handsome and automatically get put on the heaven whitelist.

Person 1: Hey who do you think should be king of the world?
Person 2: Vid, no doubt!

by Definitely not a Vid November 22, 2021

vid

Vid:a mutav guy who can't keep a conversation

I talked with a guy he can't talk for shit

Omg he must be a vid

by Han love December 16, 2022

vid

Extremely short video (less than 30 seconds), usually with sensationalized content, that is geared toward gaining quick and wide-spread attention.
First used with this context in the book, "Snowfall on Adam's Church" by Kay Suz.

My vid of that messy car wreck went viral.

by stageboss January 25, 2023

Vid

Vid is a small guy with curly brown hair. He is most likely to end up as a cop. He is always annoying.

Omg is that Vid?
-yeah thats Vid
-fuck he is hot as hell

by annoyminus0irieaj June 7, 2023

'VID

Shortened from the word "COVID."

The 'VID ain't something to play with.

by Musonda Bemba. January 9, 2021

Vid Juice

Another term for a COVID-19 Vaccination. Used to protect yourself from catching the vid.

Mom: Make sure you get two good shots of Vid Juice. I don't want you to get sick!
Me: Yes Mom! I got my first shot of Vid Juice today! Now I am no longer a pandemic pussy that needs to wear covid condoms!!

by Senor Dank Nugs March 26, 2021

Vid Kid

A child raised on television and video games with little or no parental supervision. Vid kids often have poor social skills, very limited attention spans and less maturity than their peers. Vid kids suffer from a mild form of child abuse rooted in parental neglect.

Jason's a typical vid kid -- he never pays attention in class.

by Peter Kobs January 5, 2009