1 definition by Definitely not a Vid

The most perfect person in the world, his dingdong is so enormous that it's almost the size of his leg. He holds the world record of having the most beautiful face of all time. If you're friends with him you instantly become ten times more handsome and automatically get put on the heaven whitelist.
Person 1: Hey who do you think should be king of the world?
Person 2: Vid, no doubt!
by Definitely not a Vid November 22, 2021
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