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Valentines Day

1. The day where people get scammed for over-priced gifts and cards.
2. The day where a realationship begins then ends the next day.
3. The day where the heart-broken have to watch others become pitiful zombies and think how ridiculous this holiday really is.
4. Just another day of the year that was made too much of a deal out of.
I don't really think Valentines Day needs much explination.
by hxcXSarahSpeechlessX August 22, 2008
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Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi February 18, 2007
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Valentines Day

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.
It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.
by Crunch Buckets February 9, 2008
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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valentines day

A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.
I got my bottle
by corey d February 18, 2007
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valenciano

People with this last name tend to have large Dicks. They are overconfident and usually get what they want. They like to look good and are popular. They are great with girls and makes a lot of money. If your a Valenciano your a fucking badass.
Man I wish I was a Valenciano. Valenciano's have it too good.
by Ldm21 October 22, 2013
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valentines day

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.
Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.
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