Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).

Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.

by Kwame Beauvais January 29, 2009

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

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by bentangle January 27, 2009

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013

unitard

Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.

Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!

by oboeguy May 2, 2006

Unitarian

A non governing religion, originating as a sect of Christianity, but quickly grew apart. Early Unitarians were theistic, but eventually joined up with the Univarsalists, who believed everyone goes to heaven. The union created a non-ruling religion, where one is free to find their own religious path. There is no dogma, nor doctrine to the Unitarian faith, and there are everything from God Praising Unitarians, to Atheists, to Wickans. Unitarian youth are generally associated with being very horny, because of the sexual supportive environment, liberal parents, and coed sleepovers.

What does your minister preach if you don't believe in anything?
Peace and love

Do you practice abstinence?
No, I'm a Unitarian

by Aces December 14, 2008

Unitar

1 - The deity some Unitarian Universalists claim to worship. Mostly used as a snarky answer to the question "So, just what do you Unitarians believe in anyway?" because it's a lot easier than giving the standard elevator speech.

2 - A one-string guitar. Somebody must have thought of this one at some time... see tritar.

Praise Unitar! He/she doth will have mercy upon the aging hippies of the world.

by ericurus September 20, 2008

Unitard

is the ulitmate insult. Can be an adjective or a noun to decribe the person or to say who they are.

Paige: haha wow that girl caroline is such a unitard
Andrea: really she is?
Emily: yeah you have no idea
Paige: once you get to know her you'll understand
Andrea: oh okay

by UnicornChaser April 21, 2010