umpalumpa gangbang

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

umphasize

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -ed/-ing/-es
Etymology: umphasis + -ize

a : to dissolve an Umph tablet into a drink
b : to caffeinate

Careful, that soda's umphasized!

by Eugene M. Kim February 14, 2005

dirty umphries

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.

Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.

by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013

umehani

A beautiful amazing individual who allows you to have intellectually stimulating conversations and is anot honest loyal friend. She has a great sense of humor and is hilarious as heck. She's a great writer and a bee.

You such a umehani bruh

by C_123_S May 22, 2018

Umpa-Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax September 24, 2008

Umphrey's McGee

The most mind-fucking band of all time. T'is the voice of god bellowing unto thee.

Jim had utter nirvana after experiencing Umphrey's Mcgee live.

by Brian el gato August 5, 2006

umpathy

Empathy for umpires and respect for their decisions.

I was overcome with feelings of umpathy because of all the abuse heaped on the umpires at the game last night.

by dov12348 December 26, 2009