Hemp Tycoon

Probably the greatest online game ever. Its on adultswim.com. The main character is hempy; you grow hemp and then cash out and make bank.

Today I planted some Mayan before school. Got home and harvested them. Cashed out and made a ton of money. Dear God I love hemp tycoon.

by Beardmon December 9, 2010

Tycoon

A game, simulation, etc based off of making profit quickly by manufacturing, producing, and/or selling items. Usually in a Tycoon, there is better equipment/upgrades that can be bought with the currency you make from the game

I just bought a new coaster in Roller Coaster Tycoon that's taking in lots of money.

I just spent 10 hours playing Tycoon games on Roblox :/

by DerekTV September 28, 2017

typown

When you send an IM to someone as they are is finishing a sentence in another window and catch the last part of their message. Embarassing for the other end but somewhat pride-inducing for the "typowner".

MetaTagged: Hey.
SyndLig: ck.
MetaTagged: Typowned!

by Metatag September 27, 2005

typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010

fake Forbes tycoon

A title used to describe a person who inflates their net worth in order to achieve entrepreneur celebrity status.

I guess we all suspected that our US President is a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Real Estate Tycoon in Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.

We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Typhoonwes

A guy who sounds like an awesome mob boss, but in all actuality is just someone obsessed with cotton candy and his bird.

I was talking to some awesome sounding guy last night, but he turned out just to be a typhoonwes.

by Master_chief2727 March 21, 2012