The white and congealed "lady yoghurt" found within the folds of the labia of a lady with particularly poor personal hygiene within the confines of her stench trench.
Bloody hell Doris, I don't care how long you have noshed me off for, I'm not going to lick that, it's full of trout grout.
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by Online stalker November 1, 2010
Get the Custard Trout mug.Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.
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After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
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After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006
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by Food41 December 5, 2012
Get the Caked Trout mug.While waiting for the ferry to take us to the Statue of Liberty we saw many New York trout float past us.
by San-Man February 4, 2008
Get the New York trout mug.An individual of great distinction. Someone who appreciates both British modernist and romantic poets, and also likes to rock out to the latest tunes. Someone who is admired by men and considered 'quite a catch' by the ladies. A great swimmer.
'Who was that you were out with last night at Bronte? He seemed so suave and sophisticated? I cant believe he was quoting Wordsworth and singing Animal Collective'
'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'
'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'
by definitely not wily sea trout March 21, 2009
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