Twitterpated

Becoming constipated after using Twitter for long durations of time, or too often.

Bob: "I spent fifteen hours on Twitter, and now I feel really constipated."
Joe: "Dude, you're Twitterpated!

by Andremeria September 9, 2014

twitterwasted

When you waste good news by tweeting it rather than sharing with your friends face to face.

You twitterwasted your engagement announcement.

by akpeach June 23, 2010

Twittermated

Automated Twitter responses that are out of context because a bot program is responding to the mention of their account and not that actual mention.

Automated Twitter account.

I had a terrible experience at your restaurant @samplehere and I'm not sure I will be going back.

@sample restaurant Thanks for visiting us! Come again!

Ouch... #twittermated.

by @JonSpadeX February 19, 2013

Twiterbated

Fuckedupernshit

That Abel was so twiterbated he was playing with his football bat n smelling the color nine

by Stacy james. . February 15, 2021

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

twitterpasted

Drunk beyond reason.

I was twitterpasted last night

by Pascual August 5, 2005

twitterpated

in love with someone. to have it bad for another person.

I'm twitterpated with James!

by Navy_Brat90 March 30, 2005