twist

a derogatory term used for someone who gets their kicks by playing mind games or toys with people's hearts

So she lead me on and then told me she was already sleeping with someone else. She's a fuckin' twist.

by SumuthaDude January 20, 2011

twipsy

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

Gulliver Twist

The story of a poor Giant orphan who went to Liliput and asked for more

Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"

by escapepublishing December 18, 2010

soupy twist

Believed to mean "goodbye" in Stephen Fry's nonsensical fictional language "Strom"

that's all from us "soupy twist"

by p_d_s January 15, 2009

cinnamon twist

A sexual position. The man lies on his back and point his erect penis straight up, perpendicular to his body. The woman then does the splits and lowers her vagina onto the penis. While the woman maintains the splits on the man's penis, the male spins the woman's legs in a circle, moving her legs in a helicopter-like motion.

How was it last night?
It was great! She made eight whole 360 rotations with the cinnamon twist!

by Hillary Clinton's mom April 14, 2015

Tactical twist

When you get an inappropriate boner and have to twist/turn your body in order to hide it.

Most commonly used on the beach, pool, or other social occasions with pretty girls and loose swimming trunks.

- That girl is pretty hot

- Yeah, I know mate, I was forced to enact a tactical twist

by djbns September 20, 2011

humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!

Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?

by humbytwister November 5, 2018