Poop Tweet

Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.

Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".

by TumbleTwee June 29, 2017

tweetfreak

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.

(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2009

Tweetdecking

Stealing tweets and tweeting them yourself to a large amount of people.

Twitter suspended many accounts who were tweetdecking.

by Yellowglasses March 11, 2018

Tweetard

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.

Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe

by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man

justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"

by shitmiller September 20, 2009

Ventriloquist Teeth

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

by High AF September 27, 2015

Bobby Shmurda's teeth

When someone is very white and very good lookin', just like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

Dam look at dat fine girl, she looks like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

by Lifs July 8, 2022