teenanger

The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.

Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.

by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005

Threenager

Three year old child spouting attitude like a spoiled teenage.

My kid just left the house in mismatched/stained clothes and 17 bracelets because she's a threenager and I have more important fights to pick.

by MyDadWasRightAllAlong July 6, 2015

driving like a pissed off teenager

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".

Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

by malarky2020 December 16, 2009

Teenage Vow

A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years

Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.

by whitemedal September 6, 2009

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

by Kronuz June 9, 2011

Teenagers

People that scare the living shit outta Gerard Way!

GERARD WAY:Teenagers scare the living shit outta me,and they could care less as long as Someone'll bleed!

by St.JIMMMMY November 7, 2019

r/teenagers

A subreddit full of angsty teenagers who like to challenge eachother to stick their dick in unusual objects.

Person 1: Hey have you been to r/teenagers recently?
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent

by SyzlicDefinesShit June 29, 2019