twatswatter

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

Twatswat

the cockblock for women

Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.

by Michael Rabbitino August 14, 2009

Twatswana

A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.

Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?

Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?

Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.

Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.

by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008

twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

by adcadc April 22, 2008

twatesque

To be twat-like, or reminding one of a twatologically inclined person.

"Those guys in block 70 annex are mildly twatesque in nature."

by spacecadetdave November 10, 2006

twatso

A woman who is extremely obese.

At the beach I saw a lot of fat girls, and a lot of obese women. One of the women was a real twatso. She must have weighed 350 pounds.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011