verbal twatting

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.

"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."

by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

by NoPhilo June 10, 2009

heiny tatterings

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

by Scubagod October 26, 2006

Twaterang

Twaterang: (n.) A twat who, despite you best efforts, keeps coming back, like a boomerang.

Office worker 1: Oh gods; I made the mistake of helping this twat, and now, whenever he needs help, he comes to me. I can't get rid of him.
Office worker 2: Yeah, he's such a twaterang.

by BigDuggles January 17, 2020

Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

Twitterling

The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.

Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!

by Areano23 August 31, 2012

Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011