v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.
The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
by Larayne April 26, 2014
Get the twatwaffling mug.a person who in normal circumstances could be referred to as a "douchebag" but who has stepped up their game and become a full on twatwash. twatwash is the fluid that has rinsed out a twat that has been unwashed for decades.
twat wash is an industrial strength product, that surpasses anything a douche is able to do!! it's only used in severe cases! usually accompanied by a gas mask;(~
a person who is a twatwash can never not be a twatwash again. after being ordained a twatwash, you are forevermore known as a TWATWASH.
once the "wash" has hit the "twat"...you are a permanent twatwash. the reason for this is because there is no wash (on the market currently) to remove the nastiness from a twatwash once it's been used in a twat cleansing procedure. being referred to as a "twatwash" is the ultimate blow!! there is nothing lower on this planet than a living, breathing twatwash.
when you see a twatwash...run!! unlike when you're sprayed by a skunk...there is no removing the odor of a real-life twatwash once you're "douched" by one!! it is a life sentence of misery;(~
twat wash is an industrial strength product, that surpasses anything a douche is able to do!! it's only used in severe cases! usually accompanied by a gas mask;(~
a person who is a twatwash can never not be a twatwash again. after being ordained a twatwash, you are forevermore known as a TWATWASH.
once the "wash" has hit the "twat"...you are a permanent twatwash. the reason for this is because there is no wash (on the market currently) to remove the nastiness from a twatwash once it's been used in a twat cleansing procedure. being referred to as a "twatwash" is the ultimate blow!! there is nothing lower on this planet than a living, breathing twatwash.
when you see a twatwash...run!! unlike when you're sprayed by a skunk...there is no removing the odor of a real-life twatwash once you're "douched" by one!! it is a life sentence of misery;(~
Anne: Have you seen Donna Walsh hitting me 24/7 in Fashion Battle? The girl has some major problems!! I think she might be in love with me or something!?? She's always rubbing on my leg in that game!! What can i do to get rid of her?
Mike: Anne, that bitch is a twatwash! You can smell her coming from miles away!! I suggest you put on your hazmat suit and head for the hills, cause that twatwash has mommy issues and loves riding a leg like no other!! Run!!!
Mike: Anne, that bitch is a twatwash! You can smell her coming from miles away!! I suggest you put on your hazmat suit and head for the hills, cause that twatwash has mommy issues and loves riding a leg like no other!! Run!!!
by barbwirerope June 27, 2010
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A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.
Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.
Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!
Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!
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