twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

by e_mpika April 17, 2009

twankie

simply refers the number twenty. like as in 20" rims, 20 dollars, 20 years..ect.

1)check him out, his sittin on twankies.
2)can you hook me up wit a twankie snack.
3)she's twankie foe.

by hightimesRgoodtimes February 28, 2004

twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Twanking

Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

wangster twank

The combination of the word "wangster" meaning want-to-be gangster, and "twank" meaning tween skank. This phrase is used in reference to 10-12 year old girls who dress ghetto and have sex with a lot of guys.

That 12 year old girl with the hat backwards, the green bandana, and a gun stuck in the back of her baggy sweatpants who is having sex with three guys at the same time is a wangster twank.

by wangstertwank4lyfe November 3, 2010

twankies

rims that are 20" in diameter and look "tyte".
sononymous with twankie-twos or twankie-fo's

nigga...i roll up on mai twankiez

by Fat Pat November 4, 2002