Turkish Takeoff

A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.

Damn, how are we going to bail on this lame party? French exit? Nah, Turkish Takeoff!

by I.scream.for.indies November 27, 2018

Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.

It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.

by Coldstyle October 25, 2020

Turnicoaf

Some annoying bastard that you want to punch in the face; an idiot

Friend: Hey, hey, heeeeeeeeey, listen to me!

You: Stop being such a turnicoaf! I'm on the freakin' phone!

by stephanzo November 3, 2010

Turrican

1: A video game.
2: A moderately insane owner of a moderately insane IRC channel. See also Lol Coxhill and Sfaji

"I played Turrican II yesterday"
"Turrican is a fucking queer"

by Qually-poo April 8, 2003

Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

Turkied

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.

I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!

by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011

Turkish Hair Sniff

A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.

Got busy with the turkish hair sniff last night

by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009