turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.

my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx April 6, 2018

turbo bowl

A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards

"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."

marijuana
weed
bowl
joint
blunt
smoking
pipe
bong

by pinkispink January 19, 2016

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

Trudope

A radically charged yet different breed of shit dander, appearing as a spitting image of his late father on the surface, but much more sinister and bewilderingly stupid underneath.

Turned a once highly respected and reserved country into an international joke and laughing stock of the world in less time then it takes me to finish.

"Can you believe our PM wore blackface at every opportunity but says were rasict, calling a convicted terrorist a criminal" sheeesh"

"Anything interesting on news today?"

"Just that trudope announced we all need to step up and fork out more of our paychecks for the farewell folks and 1 million immigrants coming to canada this year"
"Trudopes fucked"

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by Anglophone Canadian. Bud. January 1, 2022

Tudor

A Tudor is a sexy mofo, strong passionate , loving and will take your bitch so keep her on guard

Damn that's a Tudor

by Loladmits December 29, 2016

Turbo Boost

Using a liquor-soaked tampon and plugging it into your anus to accelerate your drinking buzz.

Neil was late to the party so he did a Turbo Boost to catch up with everyone.

by Jeph Johnson August 19, 2008

ease up turbo

Telling a person to calm down for any particular reason. They could be getting angry, excited, horny etc.

(Calling them turbo implies they are getting "revved up" like a turbo charger in an engine.)

Friend: MAN I am going to KILL THAT ASSHOLE who cut me off in traffic!!!!

You: Ease up turbo, its just the roids talkin'!
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You: Yo dude you hungry? Want me to get you something from the store?

Friend: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

You: Ease up turbo I've only got 10 bucks!

by DirtyFranK85 May 26, 2011