speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

turdito

A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.

My cat left a turdito on the carpet.

by Wigga July 3, 2003

turdiness

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

Turdinator

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

by The_JDH November 27, 2012

Turdnoxious

Behavior so crappy that it is both obnoxious and shitty

Wow! I can't believe he keeps insulting your family. That's so turdnoxious! What a jerk!

by KirkChi February 11, 2015

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021