Twitter Thumb Crawl

The necessary evil of swiping down repeatedly on your twitter page in order to get the newsfeed to refresh.

I hadn't checked my twitter all day and I had to do the twitter thumb crawl to get to the top of the 4000 new tweets.
twitter Tweet newsfeed scroll refresh

by KirkChi September 02, 2015

Absent-hearted

A person who lacks empathy, is incapable of true love and accordingly has no real friends.

That narcissistic creep is so absent-hearted that he doesn't even really love himself.

by KirkChi April 08, 2015

apptrophy

A wasting away, deterioration, or diminution of your focus due to too many Apps (applications) on your smartphone.

She didn't get anything done at work this afternoon because she has Apptrophy. They should send her back to a flip phone!

by KirkCHI January 06, 2014

About Facebook

To do change your mind on your decision to be on facebook.com Or, to do an about face.

Due to the message Renee received from her psycho ex, she decided to do an about facebook, cutting off all her friends and family in the process.

by KirkCHI December 26, 2009

OBP

Oh bitch please!

She called you bon qui qui on facebook? OBP

by KirkCHI November 04, 2009

BBQMitzvah

A BBQ/Party where you invite all your friends, their friends, their kids, pets and strangers to consume and indulge in all your food and alcohol, produce T-Shirts and other giveaways, and party so hard your jealous neighbors phone the fuzz.

BBQ: Outside lunch/dinner party usually involving food prepared on a grill

Mitzvah: Good Deed

Kirk's BBQMitzvah is the best. My all time favorite was his fifth annual when the theme was "Make Love, Not Jihad".

by KirkCHI November 05, 2009

Turdnoxious

Behavior so crappy that it is both obnoxious and shitty

Wow! I can't believe he keeps insulting your family. That's so turdnoxious! What a jerk!

by KirkChi February 11, 2015