turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

by rusrsrn July 28, 2020

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

Bank turding

A form of protest in the neohippie movement and porn hippie movement against the evil economic system we live under where they throw shit at a bank and smear it on its walls and leave toilet paper that they have wiped there ass on at it's front door.

Want a do some bank turding?

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010