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turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006