tarcomed

delusional politician

He kept stating lies like a tarcomed during the political debate.

by HauntedIshpeming April 14, 2019

turbobrick

-noun,
1. An affectionate yet self-deprecating nickname for a pre-1996, rear wheel drive, turbocharged Volvo. "Brick" is a reference to the aerodynamic, aesthetic, and structural qualities shared between Volvo automobiles(the older boxy variety) and rectangular bricks of hardened clay commonly used in construction.

"It might be a Volvo and it might be turbocharged but your 2001 Volvo s80 is NOT a turbobrick."

"Is everything on this turbobrick being held together by zip-ties and J.B Weld?!?!"

"My turbobrick is on fire!!!"

by turbobricker August 13, 2007

Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Turbobrick

A turbocharged Volvo. Brick being what most older style Volvos resemble.

Look at that turbobrick go!

by JesusLovesVolvos August 12, 2005

turbo hell

The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.

"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"

by PennyForYourCox February 6, 2021

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

Turbo Bass

The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).

Transport now to an old folks home

Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones

The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse

Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass

And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex

The music was way too powerful

A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits

It was disgusting to say the least

by New Fang May 22, 2010