College Tuition

The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.

Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"

Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"

Tuition bill: Meets shredder

by x-crazy April 7, 2009

Tute Screw

Short for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw - A screw that goes in no matter which way you turn it. Every student who has ever gone to RPI has felt its effects once (usually more than once).

Bend over, here comes the `Tute Screw once again!

by Highlander September 19, 2003

Tutering

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"

Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back

by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

titere

It's a lifestyle ;a spontaneous person that does not abide by any rules,only answers to himself;lives for the present .

A puppet;person(s) easily manipulated;

ese titere en la esquina

That titere hustling in the corner smoking weed with those titeretes

by Puertorican November 2, 2013

Kubo Tite

The creator of the manga series Bleach. At first was a good author/artist but after awhile he let his dick write the story. The 2nd half of Bleach is soo repetitive but if you can get past it, it gets better. Also Kubo likes to forget about his other characters and just focus on the 4 characters he randomly selected (with exception to Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia the two main) when there is clearly much better characters out there. He is also known for being a troll.

anime guy 1: hey what are you reading?

anime guy 2: bleach

anime guy 1: oh isn't that by Kubo Tite?

anime guy 2: yep

by embeabtpu April 25, 2010

titerature

Literature engraved on the breast region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, such as "I'm with stupid."

"Did you read that titerature on Jessica's shirt? I don't know why she got mad at me for reading it!"

by Edrees January 15, 2008

Rec-tite

More Commonly Rectite

A (non-existant and fictional) adhesive used to glue your asshole shut to prevent diarrhea. While originally coined by Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, the term has persisted in the drug culture due to the persistent diarrhea experienced by opiate addicts during withdrawals.

Because Spud failed to apply Rec-tite he completely shit the bed.

by ObiWanSpicoli May 11, 2010