Rec-tite

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More Commonly Rectite

A (non-existant and fictional) adhesive used to glue your asshole shut to prevent diarrhea. While originally coined by Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, the term has persisted in the drug culture due to the persistent diarrhea experienced by opiate addicts during withdrawals.

Because Spud failed to apply Rec-tite he completely shit the bed.

Rec-tite by ObiWanSpicoli May 11, 2010

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Rec-tite

Almost the same thing as lock-tite(TM)
- I have to admit i am not sure of the definition, I herd the word in the song Sublime - Same in the end

Rec-tite (tm) on my ass, and it makes me itch.
I believe this Rec-tite is making me itch.

Rec-tite by OMFG156 November 11, 2006

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rectite

As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.

Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.

rectite by rosignol June 8, 2005

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rectite

A rectal rash.

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!
Emi: Uso!
Kiko: Punch-o!

rectite by Kiko February 3, 2004

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Rectite

from french La rectite translates to The proctitis which is an inflammation of the anus and the lining of the rectum.

"I'm a triple rectified ass son of a bitch
Rectite on my ass and it makes me itch"

Rectite by heroin_bob August 29, 2018

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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