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Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.
Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.
by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009
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Columbus Tube Sock

The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.
It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.
by Slammyslayer12345 February 8, 2015
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PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK

The act of pushing your entire socked foot into your partners vagina or rectum.
My feet were cold so I gave my wife a Pennsylvania tube sock last night and they warmed right up
by Dirk FaceMan January 21, 2011
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red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."
by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013
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Tube Sock

An overbearing bug eyed self absorbing be-littler that enjoys tazing his employees on a tri daily basis. The tube sock enjoys his abnormal gait while closely resembling the fictional human sized tube sock portrayed by the skittles commercials.
-Hey, i need you to restock all one million pieces of equipment by the end of your shift while I look at facebook. Dammit, your such a tubesock!

-THIS IS MANDATORY!

Ohh your such a tube sock!
by Hitmeagain December 13, 2010
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canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014
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rose tube sock

A protruding anus as a result of too much butt humping. Common umong an-o-philes.
That chick likes it up the butt so much she has a rose tube sock.
by natejy2010 April 25, 2009
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