Transparicat

The name for that special type of cat who is so fat that his abdomen constantly rubs across the floor resulting in an abdominal wall so thin that you can see the internal organs of the cat.

Did you see Bill's transparicat? He should probably put that thing on a diet!

by PJay July 7, 2012

Transparent Ginger

A ginger ( see "ginger") characterized by extreme opaque skin as well as hair.

"Katelyn Smith is a transparent ginger"

by HSMF's April 2, 2008

transpicious

A woman whose facial features, body shape, voice, or gait causes the casual observer to wonder if she is transexual

Gary showed his ticket to Wanda, the sour, transpicious morning conductor, and boarded his train for work

by The Working Dead December 10, 2013

transparent navel

A code name term for an indiviudal who has his head up his ass. The only way to navigate when one has his head up his ass is to have a transparent navel.

Hey Moe! I think our boss has a transparent navel!

by Moe June 10, 2004

Transparent

A parental figure, who through either divorce, occupation, or general neglect must travel across many miles in order to interact with offspring, and is rendered nearly invisible in average family life.

Kid 1: Who was that guy with you and your sister last night?

Kid 2: Oh, Chuck? That's my was my dad. Ever since he fucked that waitress, he's been my Transparent.

by Z Incredible Hulk February 18, 2010

Transmatic

The imaginary type of automobile transmission that exists in the female world, consisting of an apparent combination of equal parts automatic, manual, and cluelessness.

"So if it's not automatic it's a transmatic, right?"

by Erin-in-Omaha April 3, 2008

transparency

A quality in which a finite space has an infinite number of limina.

Transparency is self-internally clear because the finite space has a countably infinite number of liminal layers.

This renders the surface transparent.

by zanderfin December 18, 2019